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BREAKING NEWS!

THIS IS A BY-TOR NEWS ALERT

Washington, DC

Washington Redskins football practice was delayed nearly two hours
today after a player reported finding an "unknown powdery substance" on
the practice field in Ashburn, VA.

Head coach Jim Zorn immediately suspended practice and called police.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white
substance unknown to the players was the GOAL LINE.

Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely
to encounter the substance again this season.


THIS HAS BEEN A BY-TOR NEWS ALERT.

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I don't know which is the bigger joke, the Redskin thing or the Nobel choice!


SNAP!!!

Saw those yesterday. Funny stuff. Like the Titans and Panthers best.