What is John McCain thinking

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:06 am

How many more crackers can I stuff in my cheeks?

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:11 am

This smells like...

Dear, can you smell my finger?

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:42 am

*Rapper drum sounds*
Phh, p p phh. Phh p p Phh.

I'm John McCain and that's Cindy on my right
Smilin' big after a keg of Busch lite
But I'm the one with all the pain from torture
So how can she expect me to be a supporter
Of her prescription habit
Hopped-up like a rabbit
With fantasies of Sebastian Cabot

Phh, p p phh. Phh p p Phh.

I've got a few hairs, left on my pate
and several teeth screwed into a plate
Stiff as rigor mortis all over my body
Heart barely pumpin and my brain is shoddy
Headin for the head to bust a move
I'll be there for an hour, I got nothin to prove
In fact I got nothin to do all week
Because the DNC refused to let me speak

Represent, y'all! McCain all up in this piece!

(This took a half-hour to make up. I am so very dedicated

)

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:52 am

Hey man, lay off the thinning hair!

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:56 am

With me, the thin bit at the back is where the pillow rubs. The rest is growing lush and rampant!

(Stolen from Are You Being Served?)

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:08 am

And in my case:

I think I'm... I'm going bald
I THINK I'M GOING BALD

You know where that was stolen from...

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:44 am

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:49 am

"This is a meet and greet, not a proctology exam!!!"

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:58 am

"Dude! You're wearing so much cologne that you're leaving a puddle!"

YYZ30 · Post by **YYZ30** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:02 am

ElfDude wrote:

Gene Simmons has NOTHIN' on me!!!

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:06 pm

ElfDude wrote:

*says, "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh....."*

*Thinks, "I am gonna blow snot all over these people and they have no clue!"*

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Thu Sep 04, 2008 6:43 am

"*Gag* Oh my god! Does anybody know the hind-lick maneuver?
Ahhhh, thanks, Sarah."

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Thu Sep 04, 2008 9:16 am

McCain on the left

"Hey, fellas. All we need now is a red star and we can pose for an album cover in about seven years"

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Thu Sep 04, 2008 11:20 am

Big Blue Owl wrote:

*sings*

"Oh say can you seeeeeeeeeee my hair if you caaaaaaaaaan then my hair's too short! "