What is John McCain thinking

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Are you sure I don't look like Robert Reford?
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LOLS!!! :lol:
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I keep telling you... my name's not McCain! It's North! Oliver North!
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"Nice to see you John....Hey, I see your alien probe implant went well!"
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*sniff sniff*
Mmmmm, Joe! What're you wearing?

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John: *sniff sniff*
Mmmmm, "Joe! What're you wearing?"

Joe: "A new Republican tie and 4 flag pins. Can I hang with you and Sarah now?"

John: "No, I mean the scent."

Joe: "Oh, it's a well-done stake! I just removed one from my heart after climbing out of my coffin this evening."
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Big Blue Owl wrote:
John: *sniff sniff*
Mmmmm, "Joe! What're you wearing?"

Joe: "A new Republican tie and 4 flag pins. Can I hang with you and Sarah now?"

John: "No, I mean the scent."

Joe: "Oh, it's a well-done stake! I just removed one from my heart after climbing out of my coffin this evening."
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So, I'm at the barber the other day and he says, "John, your hair is getting thin."
I says to him, I says, "So... who wants fat hair?"

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^^^
Both of those rock! :lol:
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So I accidentally nuked Alaska...who cares?
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