Are You the Worst Band in the World? A Quiz!
Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:14 am
Taken from Blender.com
ARE YOU IN THE WORST BAND IN THE WORLD?
Take this simple multiple-choice quiz and save yourself some embarrassment:
1. How long is your drummer?s solo?
a) He doesn?t get one.
b) A couple minutes is all, and it?s very funky.
c) Which of our drummers are you talking about?
2. What is the secret of your success?
a) Inspiration.
b) Perspiration.
c) Butchering old soul classics in a manner beloved by middle-aged housewives and the mentally unwell.
3. How many times has your band?s lineup changed?
a) Never happened, dude. If anyone left, it just wouldn?t be the same.
b) A few. It?s so hard to find a good accordionist.
c) 1,179.
4. The name of your band is?
a) A favorite phrase from a William S. Burroughs novel.
b) An action verb, followed by an even number.
c) Indistinguishable from that of an accounting firm.
5. What is your favorite subject matter for lyrics?
a) The pain of loving.
b) The joy of drinking.
c) Dragons. Or dungeons. But mostly dragons.
IF YOU ANSWERED?
Mostly a): Congratulations! You?re in a good band.
Mostly b): Commiserations! You?re in a not-very-good band.
Mostly c): What?s that sucking sound? Oh, it?s you.
CLARK COLLIS
ARE YOU IN THE WORST BAND IN THE WORLD?
Take this simple multiple-choice quiz and save yourself some embarrassment:
1. How long is your drummer?s solo?
a) He doesn?t get one.
b) A couple minutes is all, and it?s very funky.
c) Which of our drummers are you talking about?
2. What is the secret of your success?
a) Inspiration.
b) Perspiration.
c) Butchering old soul classics in a manner beloved by middle-aged housewives and the mentally unwell.
3. How many times has your band?s lineup changed?
a) Never happened, dude. If anyone left, it just wouldn?t be the same.
b) A few. It?s so hard to find a good accordionist.
c) 1,179.
4. The name of your band is?
a) A favorite phrase from a William S. Burroughs novel.
b) An action verb, followed by an even number.
c) Indistinguishable from that of an accounting firm.
5. What is your favorite subject matter for lyrics?
a) The pain of loving.
b) The joy of drinking.
c) Dragons. Or dungeons. But mostly dragons.
IF YOU ANSWERED?
Mostly a): Congratulations! You?re in a good band.
Mostly b): Commiserations! You?re in a not-very-good band.
Mostly c): What?s that sucking sound? Oh, it?s you.
CLARK COLLIS
