INDIGESTION 2008...t & Zed approved

[Walkinghairball]

And for the record, my middle name is "Tater Salad."

No wait...........that is Ron Whites middle name. Ok I'll thnk of a better one.

[Big Blue Owl]

I hope this doesn't influence rational, thinking people. It seems so very immature.

FreePers, I am proposing a CONSERVATIVE CODES OF CONDUCT in order to combat Zero policies
11/06/08 | prismsinc

Posted on Thursday, November 06, 2008 11:27:54 PM by prismsinc

FreePers, let's make this sobering admission to ourselves: we are in for the fight of our lives. However, Americans are the best suited to tackle this problem.

1) Zero's flaw is the fact that he had to use and PERVERT OUR CAPITALIST concept in order to attain power. It will be tough for him to admit it publicly, so we MUST remind him and his followers at every moment of this fact;

2) Make every effort possible to spread poverty. You read that right. live a minimalist lifestyle. Stock up on canned food and preserved freezer food;

3) Do everything possible to minimize paying any federal taxes. MONEY will feed the MARXIST BEAST, and it will be much harder for Machiavelli to impose on us if we dry his coffers faster. This is the "Poison Ivy" effect: the more you scratch, the more you spread the poison;

4) Homeschool your kids. This is going to be so hard to accept, but we need to make our schools victims of low attendance. We can't let this indoctrination continue;

5) Slowly pull your money completely out of your bank. It will reduce the harsh effects of the crash, and Zero won't be able to use the banks against us, as he seeks to nationlize the industry. Make him use someone elses money (liberals) to nationalize it;

6) Carry a copy of the U.S. Constitution with you everywhere, along with Karl Marx and Alinsky ideology. We need to teach the ignorant EVERY CHANCE WE GET;

7) Make every possible effort to do business ONLY with like minded thinkers. This goes with maximizing poverty, mostly on their side;

8 DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES GET INVOLVED IN ANY FEDERAL PROGRAMS. Get out of those you currently have. Zero will begin a "tax-credit" program for your personal items, and this will be a ruse to inventory us. Keep the Feds as ignorant of us as possible;

9) Where you can, try living off the land. Anything to avoid commerce that can track us and tax us. Help your neighbors learn to plant. Urbanites need to consider moving to the 'burbs. Zero likes cities. These places are easy access for Feds. This is a big country. Move to the woods. Make him have to come to you.

10) USE CASH ONLY WHERE POSSIBLE

11) Call the Federal Government. Call for the the most minute things. The Feds have to do way more than they normally do. Complain, Complain, Complain, daily, hourly. Do the same at Federal buildings. Walk in on your free time. Forget what they told you? Lose what they copied for you? Go to a different representative. WE ARE PAYING FOR THEM TO BE THERE, MAKE THEM DO THEIR JOB!

12) Have a contingency plan.

What really sucks about this is that great American corporations will fall. I love Dodge/Chrysler >, but I love my kids much more. I want a future for them.

Suggestions are gladly accepted. We need this on flyers we need to pass around and we need to abide by these codes. Let's suck him dry before he sucks us dry. C'mon FreePers! We can do this!

[YYZ30]

I hope this doesn't influence rational, thinking people. It seems so very immature.

FreePers, I am proposing a CONSERVATIVE CODES OF CONDUCT in order to combat Zero policies
11/06/08 | prismsinc

Posted on Thursday, November 06, 2008 11:27:54 PM by prismsinc

FreePers, let's make this sobering admission to ourselves: we are in for the fight of our lives. However, Americans are the best suited to tackle this problem.

1) Zero's flaw is the fact that he had to use and PERVERT OUR CAPITALIST concept in order to attain power. It will be tough for him to admit it publicly, so we MUST remind him and his followers at every moment of this fact;

2) Make every effort possible to spread poverty. You read that right. live a minimalist lifestyle. Stock up on canned food and preserved freezer food;

3) Do everything possible to minimize paying any federal taxes. MONEY will feed the MARXIST BEAST, and it will be much harder for Machiavelli to impose on us if we dry his coffers faster. This is the "Poison Ivy" effect: the more you scratch, the more you spread the poison;

4) Homeschool your kids. This is going to be so hard to accept, but we need to make our schools victims of low attendance. We can't let this indoctrination continue;

5) Slowly pull your money completely out of your bank. It will reduce the harsh effects of the crash, and Zero won't be able to use the banks against us, as he seeks to nationlize the industry. Make him use someone elses money (liberals) to nationalize it;

6) Carry a copy of the U.S. Constitution with you everywhere, along with Karl Marx and Alinsky ideology. We need to teach the ignorant EVERY CHANCE WE GET;

7) Make every possible effort to do business ONLY with like minded thinkers. This goes with maximizing poverty, mostly on their side;

DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES GET INVOLVED IN ANY FEDERAL PROGRAMS. Get out of those you currently have. Zero will begin a "tax-credit" program for your personal items, and this will be a ruse to inventory us. Keep the Feds as ignorant of us as possible;

9) Where you can, try living off the land. Anything to avoid commerce that can track us and tax us. Help your neighbors learn to plant. Urbanites need to consider moving to the 'burbs. Zero likes cities. These places are easy access for Feds. This is a big country. Move to the woods. Make him have to come to you.

10) USE CASH ONLY WHERE POSSIBLE

11) Call the Federal Government. Call for the the most minute things. The Feds have to do way more than they normally do. Complain, Complain, Complain, daily, hourly. Do the same at Federal buildings. Walk in on your free time. Forget what they told you? Lose what they copied for you? Go to a different representative. WE ARE PAYING FOR THEM TO BE THERE, MAKE THEM DO THEIR JOB!

12) Have a contingency plan.

What really sucks about this is that great American corporations will fall. I love Dodge/Chrysler >, but I love my kids much more. I want a future for them.

Suggestions are gladly accepted. We need this on flyers we need to pass around and we need to abide by these codes. Let's suck him dry before he sucks us dry. C'mon FreePers! We can do this!

This sounds like 3rd grade bullying to me.

[Big Blue Owl]

Spot on. And the paranoia is palpable.

Zero will begin a "tax-credit" program for your personal items, and this will be a ruse to inventory us.

[CygnusX1]

Spot on. And the paranoia is palpable.

Zero will begin a "tax-credit" program for your personal items, and this will be a ruse to inventory us.

I was gonna say, it reads like paranoid dilusions to me, although many
far-righters believe that O "bought" the election too.

I don't buy into it, and Hairy's pic ^^^ is funny as hell.

[Big Blue Owl]

Yeah, I meant to say that too, Hairy - LOLLINGS!!!

And I think that Obama supporters bought this one, 25.00 at a time.

[Walkinghairball]

*BIG SHIT EATING GRIN SMILIE*

[awip2062]

I don't like that he is calling Obama "Zero", and that he wants us to harrass the government, seeing as how the people who are working there whom we would be harrassing, are not necessarily the ones who wanted Obama, nor do they necessarily agree with his policies. I know more than one government employee who didn't want him and don't agree with him, but they would be the ones taking the flack, not Obama.

[CygnusX1]

It's just another example of how there are extremists on both sides of the
political spectrum.

[CygnusX1]

Anybody else here (besides me) feel sorry for Joe the Plumber?

The guy asks one question, and the Ohio democrat leadership decides to
order his local county government (and they DID - the locals wouldn't do
that on their own) to spy his personal information, release it to the
general public, and pretty much destroy him.

And what is the ACLU doing for Joe? NOTHING.

Apparently, the ACLU is representing gay marriage appeals in CA.

If you're a republican, don't EVEN think the ACLU is going to help you.

They should be ashamed of themselves.

It's a disgrace, and I get angrier by the character I type about it, so I'm out.

Where's the outrage, America?

[awip2062]

Outrage? Well, I think too many of us have seen this too often and are too used to it to be outraged.

[ElfDude]

Yeah... not outrage. But more confirmation about tactics of leftist politicians. All Joe did was ask a question. "We must DESTROY him!!!"

[YYZ30]

Anybody else here (besides me) feel sorry for Joe the Plumber?

The guy asks one question, and the Ohio democrat leadership decides to
order his local county government (and they DID - the locals wouldn't do
that on their own) to spy his personal information, release it to the
general public, and pretty much destroy him.

And what is the ACLU doing for Joe? NOTHING.

Apparently, the ACLU is representing gay marriage appeals in CA.

If you're a republican, don't EVEN think the ACLU is going to help you.

They should be ashamed of themselves.

It's a disgrace, and I get angrier by the character I type about it, so I'm out.

Where's the outrage, America?

Not doubting you Siggy, is there a link to a story for all of these shenanigans? I want to read it myself.

[CygnusX1]

Yeah... not outrage. But more confirmation about tactics of leftist politicians. All Joe did was ask a question. "We must DESTROY him!!!"

They sent bus loads - hundreds of liberals up to Alaska with pockets full
of money to get dirt on Sarah Palin, and what did they come back with?

Diddly. Troopergate.

I guess more desperate measures were needed at the end. I dunno.

[Big Blue Owl]

Speaking of The Wild Wordsmith of Wasilla
Dick Cavett
November 14, 2008, 10:00 pm


Electronic devices dislike me. There is never a day when something isn?t ailing. Three out of these five implements ? answering machine, fax machine, printer, phone and electric can-opener ? all dropped dead on me in the past few days.

Now something has gone wrong with all three television sets. They will get only Sarah Palin.

I can play a kind of Alaskan roulette. Any random channel clicked on by the remote brings up that eager face, with its continuing assaults on the English Lang.

There she is with Larry and Matt and just about everyone else but Dr. Phil (so far). If she is not yet on ?Judge Judy,? I suspect it can?t be for lack of trying.

What have we done to deserve this, this media blitz that the astute Andrea Mitchell has labeled ?The Victory Tour??

I suppose it will be recorded as among political history?s ironies that Palin was brought in to help John McCain. I can?t blame feminists who might draw amusement from the fact that a woman managed to both cripple the male she was supposed to help while gleaning an almost Elvis-sized following for herself. Mac loses, Sarah wins big-time was the gist of headlines.

I feel a little sorry for John. He aimed low and missed.

What will ambitious politicos learn from this? That frayed syntax, bungled grammar and run-on sentences that ramble on long after thought has given out completely are a candidate?s valuable traits?

And how much more of all that lies in our future if God points her to those open-a-crack doors she refers to? The ones she resolves to splinter and bulldoze her way through upon glimpsing the opportunities, revealed from on high.

What on earth are our underpaid teachers, laboring in the vineyards of education, supposed to tell students about the following sentence, committed by the serial syntax-killer from Wasilla High and gleaned by my colleague Maureen Dowd for preservation for those who ask, ?How was it she talked??

My concern has been the atrocities there in Darfur and the relevance to me with that issue as we spoke about Africa and some of the countries there that were kind of the people succumbing to the dictators and the corruption of some collapsed governments on the continent, the relevance was Alaska?s investment in Darfur with some of our permanent fund dollars.

And, she concluded, ?never, ever did I talk about, well, gee, is it a country or a continent, I just don?t know about this issue.?

It?s admittedly a rare gift to produce a paragraph in which whole clumps of words could be removed without noticeably affecting the sense, if any.

(A cynic might wonder if Wasilla High School?s English and geography departments are draped in black.)

(How many contradictory and lying answers about The Empress?s New Clothes have you collected? I?ve got, so far, only four. Your additional ones welcome.)

Matt Lauer asked her about her daughter?s pregnancy and what went into the decision about how to handle it. Her ?answer? did not contain the words ?daughter,? ?pregnancy,? ?what to do about it? or, in fact, any two consecutive words related to Lauer?s query.

I saw this as a brief clip, so I don?t know whether Lauer recovered sufficiently to follow up, or could only sit there, covered in disbelief. If it happens again, Matt, I bequeath you what I heard myself say once to an elusive guest who stiffed me that way: ?Were you able to hear any part of my question??

At the risk of offending, well, you, for example, I worry about just what it is her hollering fans see in her that makes her the ideal choice to deal with the world?s problems: collapsed economies, global warming, hostile enemies and our current and far-flung twin battlefronts, either of which may prove to be the world?s second ?30 Years? War.?

Has there been a poll to see if the Sarah-ites are numbered among that baffling 26 percent of our population who, despite everything, still maintain that President George has done a heckuva job?

A woman in one of Palin?s crowds praised her for being ?a mom like me ? who thinks the way I do? and added, for ill measure, ?That?s what I want in the White House.? Fine, but in what capacity?

Do this lady?s like-minded folk wonder how, say, Jefferson, Lincoln, the Roosevelts, et al (add your own favorites) managed so well without being soccer moms? Without being whizzes in the kitchen, whipping up moose souffl?s? Without executing and wounding wolves from the air and without promoting that sad, threadbare hoax ? sexual abstinence ? as the answer to the sizzling loins of the young?

(In passing, has anyone observed that hunting animals with high-powered guns could only be defined as sport if both sides were equally armed?)

I?d love to hear what you think has caused such an alarming number of our fellow Americans to fall into the Sarah Swoon.

Could the willingness to crown one who seems to have no first language have anything to do with the oft-lamented fact that we seem to be alone among nations in having made the word ?intellectual? an insult? (And yet?and yet?we did elect Obama. Surely not despite his brains.)

Sorry about all of the foregoing, as if you didn?t get enough of the lady every day in every medium but smoke signals.

I do not wish her ill. But I also don?t wish us ill. I hope she continues to find happiness in Alaska.

May I confess that upon first seeing her, I liked her looks? With the sound off, she presents a not uncomely frontal appearance.

But now, as the Brits say, ?I?ll be glad to see the back of her.?