Superficial Presidential Thread

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:28 am

With all that make-up on, her face is superficial I guess.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:22 am

Makeup applied with a hauk and trowel.

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:28 am

That's to be expected of anyone in her position, though. At least expected by American pop culture.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:39 am

Yeah, I guess I shold stop with the ugly jokes. Pot kettle black and all. Besides..............Nixon was ugly as fugg too.

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:47 am

Walkinghairball wrote:Yeah, I guess I shold stop with the ugly jokes. Pot kettle black and all. Besides..............Nixon was ugly as fugg too.

Remember in Back to the Future when Doc said to Marty, "No wonder your president is an actor! He has to look good on television!" That little prophecy has become more and more true each election cycle, I think. In the past this country has had a number of fatty fat fat fat presidents. But you know that's not gonna happen today. How one looks on TV is now a big deal.

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:52 am

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:04 am

I always thought Nixon looked a lot like Ed Sullivan when I was a kid.

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:15 am

They both had.....really big shooz.

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 11:13 am

And they both met Elvis!

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:33 pm

..and they both hated The Doors.

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 12:03 pm

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 12:39 pm

GAH!!!!!!!!!

The Prophecy is now fulfilled!!!!

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:36 am

You guys see Slick Willy trying to keep his cool in front of Fox News?

hahahaha He didn't sell it. He feels Hillary's fear.

He needs to step off....Wait...WHAT AM I SAYING???

"Bill, CygnusX1 from By-tor dot com.....Say, why you looking so bitter on TV these days? Do you suh-MELL what McCain is cookin?"

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:07 am

McCain...Poor old coot forgot to turn on the gas. Nope, unless the election is rigged like it was last time, the next president will either be a white woman or a black man. What do you think about that?

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:28 am

Big Blue Owl wrote: the next president will either be a white woman or a black man. What do you think about that?

I wish it would be a black woman!

"If I ever get my hands on him..."