Kate Bush

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:14 am

Soup4Rush wrote:and 4 times on Monday

before lunch

Soup4Rush · Post by **Soup4Rush** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:17 am

no, not on an empty stomache... didn't your mom teach you nothing boy!!

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:18 am

Soup4Rush wrote:no, not on an empty stomache... didn't your mom teach you nothing boy!!

not if you're eatin' at the "y".

Soup4Rush · Post by **Soup4Rush** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:09 am

I give that a great big ole EL YEAH

YYZ30 · Post by **YYZ30** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:17 am

Soup4Rush wrote:

enlighten us Z I really want to know how you were confused as a lesbian..

I like women don't I? That makes me a lesbian!

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:33 am

Soup4Rush · Post by **Soup4Rush** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:38 am

YYZ30 wrote:
Soup4Rush wrote:

enlighten us Z I really want to know how you were confused as a lesbian..

I like women don't I? That makes me a lesbian!

yeah, if you are a woman... wait OK it does make sense..

YYZ30 · Post by **YYZ30** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:49 am

Soup4Rush wrote:
yeah, if you are a woman... wait OK it does make sense..

Thank you!

You are now enlightened.

Soup4Rush · Post by **Soup4Rush** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:59 am

damn, what the heck just whizzed by my head??

Rocinante · Post by **Rocinante** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:09 am

Soup4Rush wrote:
YYZ30 wrote:
Soup4Rush wrote:

enlighten us Z I really want to know how you were confused as a lesbian..

I like women don't I? That makes me a lesbian!
yeah, if you are a woman... wait OK it does make sense..

Umm.....I'm confused now

YYZ30 · Post by **YYZ30** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:25 am

Rocinante wrote:
Soup4Rush wrote:
YYZ30 wrote:
Soup4Rush wrote:

enlighten us Z I really want to know how you were confused as a lesbian..

I like women don't I? That makes me a lesbian!
yeah, if you are a woman... wait OK it does make sense..
Umm.....I'm confused now

I like women
Lesbians like women

THEREFORE

I am a lesbian.

(simple logic, very shoddy but still simple logic)

Rocinante · Post by **Rocinante** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:30 am

YYZ30 wrote:
Rocinante wrote:
Soup4Rush wrote:
YYZ30 wrote:
Soup4Rush wrote:

enlighten us Z I really want to know how you were confused as a lesbian..

I like women don't I? That makes me a lesbian!
yeah, if you are a woman... wait OK it does make sense..
Umm.....I'm confused now
I like women
Lesbians like women

THEREFORE

I am a lesbian.

(simple logic, very shoddy but still simple logic)

But..but..but..

Going by that logic, that means that all men are lesbians. I am therefore a lesbian

YYZ30 · Post by **YYZ30** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:43 am

Rocinante wrote:
YYZ30 wrote:
Rocinante wrote:
Soup4Rush wrote:
YYZ30 wrote:
Soup4Rush wrote:

enlighten us Z I really want to know how you were confused as a lesbian..

I like women don't I? That makes me a lesbian!
yeah, if you are a woman... wait OK it does make sense..
Umm.....I'm confused now
I like women
Lesbians like women

THEREFORE

I am a lesbian.

(simple logic, very shoddy but still simple logic)
But..but..but..

Going by that logic, that means that all men are lesbians. I am therefore a lesbian

And therein lies the beauty of the joke...

Woman: "I'm a lesbian"
Man: "Really, well so am I! I lke women also!"

Soup4Rush · Post by **Soup4Rush** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:06 pm

a lesbian is just another woman trying to do a man's job

oh shit look at the time I gotta go...

Exit stage right.

YYZ30 · Post by **YYZ30** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:18 pm

Soup4Rush wrote:a lesbian is just another woman trying to do a man's job oh shit look at the time I gotta go...

Exit stage right.

Oh shit is right!

*covers Soup's escape*