Political or semi-political ha ha's

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 12:00 am

Looking better daily?

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 8:02 am

Poor Alice. Time has not been kind

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 10:01 am

You know, maybe a musician wouldn't be so bad as president. We've had actors working in politics after all!

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 10:09 am

Maybe you're right, t!

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 10:12 am

I meant a pro musician. Like Alice or Ted or Ronnie James or Dave Mustaine.

(Note I didn't put any pop musicians there?

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Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 10:16 am

Even though he would hate it, I think Neil would make a great leader.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 2:55 pm

At least he can reason.

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 7:55 pm

Weird Al for President!!!

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:29 am

I wish they still had the Ronnie James for President site up and going for this election. That was fun.

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:35 am

It would RULE to have a president who dresses like this:

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:04 am

LOL!

It sure would!

But, he isn't tall enough. Wives tales say it is always the tallest candidate who wins.

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:48 am

Dear Abby,

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and,
when I confront him, he denies everything.

What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since
he lost his job six years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one.

All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull
with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills.

Since our daughter went away to college, he doesn't even pretend to
like me, and even hints that I may be a lesbian.

What should I do?

Signed,

Clueless in New York

Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. Good grief woman!

You don't need him anymore! You're a Senator from New York
running for President of the United States - Act like one!

Abby

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 8:18 am

Jose and Carlos are panhandlers. They panhandle in different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose, but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Carlos says to Jose "I work just as long and hard as you do. How do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?"
Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"
Carlos' sign reads, 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support.'
Jose says, "No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars."
Carlos says, "So what does your sign say?"
Jose shows Carlos his sign... It reads, 'I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico .'

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 4:45 am

Walkinghairball wrote:Jose and Carlos are panhandlers. They panhandle in different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose, but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Carlos says to Jose "I work just as long and hard as you do. How do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?"
Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"
Carlos' sign reads, 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support.'
Jose says, "No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars."
Carlos says, "So what does your sign say?"
Jose shows Carlos his sign... It reads, 'I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico .'

That's totally friggin' believable. LMAO

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:19 am

The Pope and Hillary are on the same stage in front of a huge
crowd.

"Her Majesty" and His Holiness, however, have seen it all
before, so to make it a little more interesting, the Senator
says to the Pope:

"Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I
can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?"

Before the Pope can concede her point graciously, she shows
him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from
every Democrat in the crowd.

Gradually, the cheering subsides.

The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance,
considers what he could do.

"That was impressive, but did you know that with just one
little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the
crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary
display - like that of your subjects - but will go deep into their
hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."

The Senator seriously doubts this, and says so:

"One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever?"

"Show me."

So the Pope slapped-the-living-shit out of her.