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Posted: **Wed Mar 06, 2013 9:48 am**

. . . so ya better look sharp!!!

Drifting across the kitchen floor . . .

Posted: **Fri Mar 08, 2013 5:27 pm**

...the refrigerator played happy music.

I knew he was happy to see me when....

Posted: **Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:03 am**

his refrigerator began to play a happy tune!

Being careful not to step in the wet spot . . .

Posted: **Tue Mar 12, 2013 10:37 am**

I stepped in the poo.

Neighbors are good for....

Posted: **Wed Mar 13, 2013 8:42 am**

building fences between.

Cloudy days can . . .

Posted: **Fri Mar 15, 2013 5:57 pm**

...be bright as hell when you leave the movie theater.

The fat cat lumbered over...

Posted: **Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:06 pm**

the garden rake, and ripped her intestines out.

After putting the match out . . .

Posted: **Fri Mar 15, 2013 10:14 pm**

...Zepboy screamed from the burning sensation.

The old man tasted the air...

Posted: **Sat Mar 16, 2013 8:00 am**

and noticed something familiar.

Starch on the collar . . .

Posted: **Sun Mar 17, 2013 9:58 pm**

...indicates a mess while cooking.

Disturbing sounds came from behind the door....

Posted: **Fri Feb 20, 2015 12:15 pm**

and the smell emanating tells me I am going to need to clean the toilet.

When in New York...

Posted: **Fri Feb 20, 2015 8:24 pm**

GO to the Carnegie Deli. The sammitches are too big and touristy but the pastrami is the best so can share exclusive love in doggie bags.

When you have to pee in the woods...

Posted: **Sat Feb 21, 2015 9:24 pm**

go find a tree and let 'er fly!

On the first day of spring I want to...

Posted: **Mon Feb 23, 2015 9:28 am**

...frolic with newborn fawns.

When the snow melts....

Posted: **Mon Feb 23, 2015 10:53 am**

the rivers rise so let's go hiking to see the flow.

R40 is...

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