Ways to cook a cat

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 5:14 am

Panacea wrote: Shadow is the BEST cat in the world! My brother has always hated cats, but when he stayed with us for a summer he grew to love Shadow. He's the only cat my brother likes. Shadow greets me when I come home, "talks" to me, and loves to sit in my lap and puuurrrrrrrrrr.

That's cool. Sigette has a 22lb. (that's right....TWENTY-TWO pound) black pudgy mound of feline TROUBLE named Coal. He's a WV kitty.

Profile: He LOVES gravy and biscuits, and Ged-ding into trouble. lol

The vet gave Sigette what-fer last visit. She (the Vet) said the G&B are OFF LIMITS to kitties. Funniest thing though...Coal eats green beans!! Cool.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:53 pm

Sounds like a great critter!

*pets and shares her biscuits and gravy*

Panacea · Post by **Panacea** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 6:03 pm

Coal sounds like a great cat!

Here is a pic of Xena with her tongue hanging out. She's not grooming or anything, just sitting with her mouth closed and her tongue out. Any idea why she does that?

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 9:12 pm

Cuz she knows how much cooler she would be as a dog.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 10:01 pm

hehehe, I don't know why they do that, but many of my cats have. Sure is cute when they do, and I think I like Bro's answer for it!

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 10:03 pm

*Is LMAO*

Me · Post by Me » Thu Oct 12, 2006 10:26 am

You can cook cat the same way you cook chicken you just got to watch out for the penis barbs and pussy pie is always good especially on the juicy side.

Panacea · Post by **Panacea** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 9:14 pm

I thought joking about cooking a cat was gross, but you got me beat!

Post by PV » Sat Oct 14, 2006 9:52 pm

I gotta agree with you there, Pan!

Me · Post by Me » Tue Oct 17, 2006 5:50 am

I'd say to be sure and tenderize it by running it over with your car several times first too.

Panacea · Post by **Panacea** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:40 pm

I'm sure that would do it! Do you pick the bits of gravel and twigs out of it before you cook it?

digitalrushdude · Post by **digitalrushdude** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:19 pm

no, they give it the extra taste of flavor

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 11:50 pm

And break your teeth.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 1:45 am

Anyone ever have cat pancakes?

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 4:32 pm

had dog pancakes....