The downfall of Barbie

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:44 am

This is my bike

Me · Post by Me » Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:05 am

Barbie seems real without need of the emotional rhetoric of reproductive organs. A teenage doll in a make-up fairy land of urban glamour, treadmills and fast cars, searching for Ken

Ken's lost on an island with Spiderman nothing to fight but himself. Fat and lazy with adult death syndrome, drive by shootings for sport, landscape of clowns corporation and acid media.

ok' you can stop sucking your thumb now.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:16 am

Can I still chew my fingernails?

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:27 am

awip2062 wrote:Can I still chew my fingernails?

TMBG Lyrics time!

I can't talk, I got to go
Don't call me back, I won't get the door
Got to focus on the job
'Cause I got a new job climbing the walls

I was grinding my teeth, I was wasting my youth
And using up my teeth
Now I'm done chewing my nails
Hanging my head, chasing my tail
It got so bad I quit my job
Then I got a new job climbing the walls

Too much junk, too much junk
Can we please clear out this house?
In the trunk, in the trunk
And then we'll take it all to the dump
Then we won't need the car
'Cause we'll stay where we are
And I'll have all this room

I got tired of pacing the floor
Sick of it all, I'm done with the floor
Walked away ever since I got a new job climbing the walls

I was grinding my teeth, I was wasting my youth
And using up my teeth
Now I'm done chewing my nails
Hanging my head, chasing my tail
It got so bad I quit my job
Then I got a new job climbing the walls

The deep end, the deep end
People talk a lot, but they don't know
They pretend, they pretend
They don't really know how deep it goes

Now I misunderstood,
Thought the wall was just good
For staring blankly at

I got tired of pacing the floor
Sick of it all, I'm done with the floor
Walked away ever since I got a new job climbing the walls

Now I'm done chewing my nails
Hanging my head, chasing my tail
It got so bad I quit my job
Then I got a new job climbing the walls
Got a new job climbing the walls
Got a new job climbing the walls

Me · Post by Me » Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:30 am

It isn't a Greek tragedy and I'm not elongated and ready. I'd rather go to the bakery for fresh rolls and watch strangers cling to the past, smoking dope and dropping acid. Suck your toes if you want and don't let me stop you from living the corporate dream of cracker jack prizes and chasing christ in the corn mazes of life.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:57 am

*chews her nails*

I see an ear in the wall, Elf. I don't want to climb over it.

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:59 am

I saw an eye peeking through a hole. So I poked it!

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:01 am

Is that why the planet is whining?

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:09 am

It wasn't the planet. I think a member of this board is spying on me.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:22 am

heh

You wish that Schu and Ann were spying on you! But you wouldn't put their eyes out!

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:39 am

awip2062 wrote:heh

You wish that Schu and Ann were spying on you! But you wouldn't put their eyes out!

They're not spying on me. They won't give me the time of day.

I worship the dirt they treat me like.

Me · Post by Me » Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:30 pm

Being a government operative I have been watching you for years after all what would you expect "ELF" Earth Libration Front" I always get my man

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:32 pm

Me wrote:Being a government operative I have been watching you for years after all what would you expect "ELF" Earth Libration Front" I always get my man

I hope your eye gets better...

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:45 pm

You know I?ll be there
Waiting for someone to believe me
Remembering it all
Make my flesh creep and crawl
I?ve seen an ear in the wall

Me · Post by Me » Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:58 pm

^^^^nice^^^
Hearts and minds of darkness .... Bush, 9/11, Iraq, drowning dollar, political and scrambled words like dawn over the sea you'll be noticed. Especially when several people here work for the feds and with security clearances that are very sensitive. Nevertheless my day is done and my wings are ready to fly home. Sorry about the nonsense I am on edge 2nd day without a cig and I am weak I want a cig ... hang tuff- hang tuff UGH!!! To be continue, now what did you say about those terrorist Bush and Barbies ass?