Beware - New Dangerous STD!

DoctorX · Post by **DoctorX** » Sun May 21, 2006 3:02 am

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him."

Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years.

Cognitive characteristics of the individuals infected include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior.

Naturalist and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Sun May 21, 2006 7:45 am

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Sun May 21, 2006 8:58 am

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Sun May 21, 2006 11:07 am

Heh heh heh heh heh.

Has everyone forgotten there were corrupt bullshit politians PRIOR to 2000?

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sun May 21, 2006 5:34 pm

There were?

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Sun May 21, 2006 5:52 pm

Who knows?

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sun May 21, 2006 6:25 pm

Okay, now you have just blown my wee lil bitty mind.

Kares4Rush · Post by **Kares4Rush** » Mon May 22, 2006 8:15 am

Doctorx that was HILARIOUS!!!

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Tue May 23, 2006 3:19 pm

I didn't think we could re-elect him...

Devil's Advocate · Post by **Devil's Advocate** » Tue May 23, 2006 4:16 pm

I thought you already had...

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Tue May 23, 2006 4:53 pm

Devil's Advocate wrote:I thought you already had...

Well, exactly. And since we have presidential term limits the guy can't run again.

Devil's Advocate · Post by **Devil's Advocate** » Tue May 23, 2006 5:07 pm

Sure... But then, if his supporters were to suddenly concede that he did not in fact get a majority of the votes in his first election, they could claim that 2004 was his first election win, so entitling him to run again in '08....

(And yes, I have seen this idea put forward. I would've taken it for a joke, except that the guy who suggested it has zero sense of humour.)

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Tue May 23, 2006 5:23 pm

Devil's Advocate wrote:Sure... But then, if his supporters were to suddenly concede that he did not in fact get a majority of the votes in his first election, they could claim that 2004 was his first election win, so entitling him to run again in '08....

(And yes, I have seen this idea put forward. I would've taken it for a joke, except that the guy who suggested it has zero sense of humour.)

Holy cow!

It'll never fly, Orville!

Slaine mac Roth · Post by **Slaine mac Roth** » Thu May 25, 2006 11:00 am

Walkinghairball wrote:Heh heh heh heh heh.

Has everyone forgotten there were corrupt bullshit politians PRIOR to 2000?

No, I've known about Two-Jags all along

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Thu May 25, 2006 11:13 am

Hey, DA! I could use the information of an insider. The U.K. has elections coming up. I'm starting to see headlines about how different parties are doing in polls. But you live there and feel the beat of the street pulse. How do you see the election ending up?