Beware - New Dangerous STD!
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Beware - New Dangerous STD!
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him."
Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years.
Cognitive characteristics of the individuals infected include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior.
Naturalist and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him."
Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years.
Cognitive characteristics of the individuals infected include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior.
Naturalist and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.
Strength and beauty destined to decay
so cut the rose in full bloom.
Till the fearless come and the act is done
A love like blood
a love like blood
~Killing Joke~
so cut the rose in full bloom.
Till the fearless come and the act is done
A love like blood
a love like blood
~Killing Joke~
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Sure... But then, if his supporters were to suddenly concede that he did not in fact get a majority of the votes in his first election, they could claim that 2004 was his first election win, so entitling him to run again in '08....
(And yes, I have seen this idea put forward. I would've taken it for a joke, except that the guy who suggested it has zero sense of humour.)
(And yes, I have seen this idea put forward. I would've taken it for a joke, except that the guy who suggested it has zero sense of humour.)
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Holy cow!Devil's Advocate wrote:Sure... But then, if his supporters were to suddenly concede that he did not in fact get a majority of the votes in his first election, they could claim that 2004 was his first election win, so entitling him to run again in '08....
(And yes, I have seen this idea put forward. I would've taken it for a joke, except that the guy who suggested it has zero sense of humour.)
It'll never fly, Orville!
Aren't you the guy who hit me in the eye?
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Hey, DA! I could use the information of an insider. The U.K. has elections coming up. I'm starting to see headlines about how different parties are doing in polls. But you live there and feel the beat of the street pulse. How do you see the election ending up?
Aren't you the guy who hit me in the eye?