Family Guy

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 7:45 am

Between TBS, the CW, Adult Swim and Fox, depending on what day it is, I
can watch 3, 4 or 5 episodes a day.

Sigette has seasons 1-3 on DVD. I gotta get her more for her b'day.

Middle Kingdom · Post by **Middle Kingdom** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:50 am

Some of my favorite quotes:

Peter: Brian, there's a message in my Alpha-Bits. It says "ooooooo:
Brian: Those are Cheerios.
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Joes fall into the ocean:

Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
Peter: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick.
Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic!
Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick

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Peter (narrating his life out loud in front of Lois)

"I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life.
(Lois knocks Peter out.)
I woke several hours later in a daze."
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Rushing Lois' pregnant sister to the hospital:

Lois: Peter,why are we stopped?
Peter: Yeah, I'll have three cheeseburgers...
Lois: Peter for God's sakes she's havin' a baby!
Peter: Oh that's right...and a kid's meal... and uh,I, I guess I'll have fries...if I have fries is anyone else gonna have any? Cuz,uh I don't wanna be the only one eatin' them... I'll feel like a fatty.
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Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:54 am

Stewie: I love Cool Hwip!
Brian: "Did you just say 'Cool Hwip?' "

Stewie: "Yes. Cool Hwip."

Brian: "It's pronounced 'Cool Whip.' The 'h' is silent."

Stewie: "That's what I said....'Cool Hwip.' "

Middle Kingdom · Post by **Middle Kingdom** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 1:00 am

YOU"RE EATING HAIR !!!

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:19 am

Stewie (to Brian): "YOU GOT MY MONEY? Don't be duckin' me, man."

YYZ30 · Post by **YYZ30** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:13 am

Middle Kingdom wrote:Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

This line broke our weekly poker game up for 10 minutes- we couldn't stop laughing.

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:30 am

^^^
That WAS epic

Stewie: "DAMN YOU, BROCCOLI!"